Nah, I didn’t forget. I’ve just been laz… BUSY! Busy with so many things. Like finishing my last semester of grad school, and having a sort of job. But now, school is over and I am adrift in the sea known as “real life.”
So what is life like for a 31 year old post-M.A.? Well, I work from home in my pajamas, of course; I still live off ramen, spoonfuls of nutella for protein, and cubes of cheese when I’m feeling fancy; I’m 230948302984$ in debt; my cats are my only children, now and forever; and I can never go to a sophisticated dinner party and network because I will inevitably drink wine to hide my shyness and one glass will practically have me dancing naked on the tables. Ah, life!
My thoughts exactly, Liz. My thoughts exactly.
On the plus side, I now have more time to do all the things that got set aside over the last several months. Like do all those Pinterest things, and read all the novels on the BBC book list, and update my blog, and write an erotic novel about cave ladies and dinosaurs and get a million dollars on Amazon, and spend more time with people I like. Yay! I need to fuel up with poutine and get cracking! But first, I have to extricate myself from this blanket nest I’m in…
In Which I have a blog. 